Sunday, July 5, 2009

So it begins

Hello good morning and welcome to my mind... well not really my mind. More like my thoughts as they happen... well even that's not true. Welcome to where I will share my thoughts with you when I choose to regarding what I feel like blabbing about.

If this was a direct line to my mind it would be more than just a sewer and if you know me then you know that it's not something that you want to see. Well maybe someone out there wants to see it... and that would be a whole new level of disturbing and I think I would then need to read up on restraining orders... you sick freaks.

But I digress, this will be a spot to hear my random ramblings about whatever I want. There will be no requests, there will be no sense (unless I feel like it but that should hopefully be a rare occurrence). I will be starting this nonsense off with a diatribe about the holiday I've just started. If reading this doesn't interest you then by all means don't read it. If you feel the urge to comment on this extolling how bad it is then I suggest you seek copious amounts of help. Dial 1-800-imatroll, I'm sure they will beat some sense into you.

Once again I'm wandering off topic (raise your hand if you think this might be a common theme). As to my holiday, I am going to be doing a contiki tour around Europe. Lots of countries which I don't care to list here. I'll update you as I go along, if I feel like it or happen to remember. All of this assuming I manage to bother to keep this thing updated. In any case, there's my introduction. If you don't like it, bugger off. If you do... you should probably seek some sort of counselling and tell me who you are so I can get those restraining orders sorted out...

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